"I carried a watermelon?!"

God dammit, all I want from a dating app like Tinder or Pure is just for guys to not ask or expect me to send them naked photos.

I have no idea if this is relevant but I can't help but be reminded.

My brain ran laps around that blurb for several seconds while it tried to process what was wrong with it.

Should have read the byline before clicking through. Wouldn't have done so if I had. This article is tacky and needlessly mean spirited. I mean white powder could have been adderal. Not like the effects are all that different. That's basically legal coke. Many people don't resort to street drugs until they can't get…

This seems oddly hostile. I mean, who really gives a damn if it was 10, 15, or 50 times. It's not like she kept a log, so any number is ultimately meaningless. She said she did it, she admitted she's an addict, she's going to try not to do it anymore. What's offensive about that?

Er, if there are "a dozen documented incidences" of her doing cocaine, then Lindsay's statement that she's done cocaine 10 t 15 times is accurate. Last time I checked, a dozen was 12.

But way to shit on a woman who's trying to clean up her act, Jezebel. Very feminist of you.

You know what would be great? If Jezebel also lambasted all the shitty things they do against women. If LL killed herself this morning you know we would have a piece on here decrying just this form of "too effing involved" gossip journalism. SO lets beat the band and just have one half of Jez correct the other.

No, and doing a reality show on OWN isn't a great idea either. But geez, this is a tacky thing to post.

I don't know if she invited us into her rehab; it was more like we're gatecrashers who stormed her party years ago to watch her demise and won't leave. At this point, she's trying basically to clean her house up the morning and just trying to feed us a little bit of breakfast in the hopes that maybe we'll stop…

Hey, now! I understand the hate, but some of us are trying to fix things from the inside. At least in Texas—I can't speak for Florida. I, for one, would like to rescue my adopted state from the insane fundies that have taken it over.

Looks to me like he's rocking the Edgar from Men in Black ill-fitting skin suit.

It was a Tracie Egan Morrissey article. Figures. I try not to hold the things she writes against Jez as a whole.

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…

I can't believe you're just exposing your pussy like that! Cover that up!!

Much more ranchier

Alright SERIOUSLY? This Ender's Game promo makes me want to kill.

awwwww yeaaaaaaa

I wrote this because I was so annoyed, but I'm a bit late to the party, so it might never make it out of the grays. But, hey, in case SOMEONE is interested in my wibbling. ;-). . . .