Seriously.  “The other guy and I are basically the same!!  Vote for me!!” is a terrible, terrible pitch.

Imagine Julian Castro, but if he went ahead and came home and shaved his head to a 1 or 2 instead of shellacking the remnants into a coverup oil slick with a part that starts in the middle of the side of his head.

I mean...scrap one or two useless, failed military projects without regard to “lost jobs” (i.e. Northman or whoever loses their lucrative contracts bought by bribing congresspeople).  Done.

I mean, just admit that you are a stingy motherfucker and an asshole.  It would be quicker.

Here’s the thing. I’ve never been to Ohio. I’ve never bought frozen or canned skyline.

This is pretty simple.  I took 25 pounds of tomatoes and made a shitload of sauce.  It won’t last until tomato season, but you will have nice summer tomato sauce during the winter.

I’ve grown tomatoes for years.  Every few years, we end up with a crop like that.  It doesn’t mean you’re doing anything wrong, necessarily. 

You know, if you don’t respond to those people, you don’t give what they want, which is getting to be an approved comment.

It is not pure espionage, but Strike Back (which is based on a British military, not US) does it very well.  The British and UK political/bureaucratic forces are almost always secondary bad guys to the terrorist types they chase.

Stanley? Creed?  Art School Pam?

To be fair, I don’t think anyone thinks of chain restaurants when they are asking “what usually happens at bars”. What I mean is, I would never assume someone is asking what happens at the bar at Chili’s or whatever (or restaurants in general for that matter) when they are talking about what is common for bars.

bean burrito, combo burritos, nachos, about ten other things.

That’s not how you use the word incredulous.

Yep.  Literally the only way he could have found such an obscure tweet.

Well, I’m guessing it was the Twitter pile on that started on him as soon as Prof. Karpf sent the letter is why he left twitter.  His mentions were absolutely brutal.

I like Twitter mostly because of stuff like this and the cliff wife.

The Streissand Effect needs a new name.  He amplified a joke from something like 9 people saw to being the top trend on Twitter.  What a fucking idiot.

God, I love that correction.

That’s true.  This actually approximates actual food.

Drive Thru: Regular or spicy?