Maleficent
Maleficent
7/11/16
5:12 PM
33

But I made SOOOO much money in high school and college playing this at weddings with my string quartet. Do not take this from the orch-dorks!

3/8/16
3:12 PM
120

My college boyfriend was from North Dakota. He and his family were pissed when this movie came out, “We don’t sound like that!” They sounded exactly like that.

1/16/15
10:02 AM
60

As a teacher at a university, I will say that the vast majority of sorority girls I have had in my classes have been smart, driven, organized, and thoughtful, in spite of time spent on what most of us here probably see as this kind of nonsense. I know what I am saying is merely experiential and has a limited sample to

12/9/14
12:17 PM
4

I bought this exact this at the local Greek market for less than half that. It's a [insert east Mediterranean nationality you least want to punch you] coffee maker.

12/5/14
9:42 AM
230

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

12/3/14
3:41 PM
6

A woman I went to high school with did her first dance to a mashup of "It Takes Two" and "Let Me Clear My Throat". I have never wished to be at a wedding so bad.

12/3/14
2:08 PM
8

Getting married next summer. Haven't quite nailed down the venue, date, guest list, or menu, but we do know our first dance is gonna be "Can I Kick It?"

10/11/14
3:11 PM
1

Ok, I forgive you for the other story that shall not be named. This is a nice palate cleanser. Plus it reminds me of this:

7/17/14
4:49 PM
5

Also winning the impersonation contest? Pretty much every other white baby on the planet. THEY'RE BABIES.

7/15/14
4:21 PM
37

I have been to so many weddings this season that the only thing I need to do to get a blackout bingo is hit an aggressively themed courthouse elopement. If anyone here is planning to hit the courthouse done up like a Sith lord, help a sister out and send an invite?

I'm pretty sure the prize for blackout bingo on this