That’s what I’m hoping for. Those prison orange jumpsuits would really bring out the orange in his spray tan!

Who needs tie tacks when you have scotch tape?!

I stand with people who are tarred as bigots and misogynists—or even egged—simply because of their views on taxes, health-care reform or government entitlements.

She’s only good at her job because journalists don’t push back when she says ridiculous things. If they did their job right, her usual tricks wouldn’t work.

Banjos and dulcimers! That would be the most rocking band ever.

#PEEOTUS!! Twitter has been so good tonight!

He’s the Grinch, and everyone in the cabinet is the Wickersham brothers. So terrifying.

The lesson from this is, don’t drink and masturbate.

No More Than Four! That’s my new slogan.

It’s also interesting that the FBI aggressively investigated Hillary’s emails, while at the same time they did not make much of an effort to let the DNC know they were being hacked, so the hacking went on for much longer than it should have.

That’s a lot of tartan, but it’s kind of nice that tartan is a good thing now. I was the kid who had the tartan lunchbox in school, and I really wanted an awesome cartoon lunchbox. I never got one. I might have felt better if I had known that one day, tartan would be overused in a holiday catalog for overpriced…

Who’s worse, Kellyanne or Leni Riefenstahl? Right now, I’m not sure. Kellyanne uses “I know you are but what am I” tactics, so she’s definitely less sophisticated, but whatever she’s doing seems to be working too well. I do not understand.

I want to go to Tilda Swinton’s school. I may be a little bit old for that, but I could sneak in and sit in the back.

If he’s accusing someone else of doing something, he’s probably doing it himself (for example, saying that the Clinton foundation shouldn’t take money from Saudi Arabia--at the same time he was setting up business ventures in Saudi Arabia).

You know my boss? Weird!

If anyone here hasn’t seen After Tiller, go watch it now. It’s so good. What these people go through to show some compassion to women who are at what is probably the lowest point in their lives is just amazing.

Trump is trying to run with the big dogs, and he’s going to get eaten alive. He has no idea what he’s dealing with.

The swamp analogy is perfect! You can’t build on a swamp, so unscrupulous developers drain them and build anyway, regardless of the environmental consequences. I wonder how many other swamps trump has drained and what the consequences have been.

Not if the Russians really did hack the election results.

They’ll still blame it all on Obama. Anything bad that happens will be his fault.