“I am shocked, shocked, to find you take string theory seriously.”

OxyContin.

As an Old, most of the time it looks like crap in person. If you spend your life taking carefully lit selfies, then it looks great on screen. In the frozen food aisle? It looks like the makeup gun got set on Star Trek Alien. From what I’ve found about foundation is that you absolutely need moisturizer first, then…

I’ve have Crohns Disease (mostly inactive now after 15 years of misery) and have had food poisoning once— a verified, hospital-isolation room-worth case of salmonella that was tracked by the CDC.

It looks like what happens when I try to remove a sweaty sports bra.

And it was a relationship based in violence. Buffy beat the shit out of Spike on a regular basis, and the first time they had sex was in the middle of a fight. It was a deeply damaging relationship for both of them. In Spike’s worldview, no was generally ignored unless the person saying no had the ability to kill him.

Have you lost anyone really, really close? Because listing his shortcomings seems like a great way to make him feel guilty about stupid shit that doesn’t matter because he’s just lost his wife.

Well, outside of poisoning (literally) some of his most devoted followers? Not a damned thing.

It’s what I was wearing in WV in the late 80s and early 90s, with the bad denim and indifferently-sized camouflage, because it was insulated and mud season lasts 6 months. So if he’s going for throwback-hillbilly, he nailed it.

TBF, the Irish vampire in Preacher is much better at it than Angel, probably because he is actually Irish. Ruth Negga’s character is balls-out awesome.

I couldn’t get past the up-talk and the lack of direction. It felt like I’d fallen into a conversation between 2 twenty-year-olds hopped up on frappucinos.

During Tennant’s run. They go back to 1930's New York and Andrew Garfield is a homeless kid from Tennessee.

You’re daft.

I honestly can’t remember, but I do know that he washed the bodies afterward to stage them and that precluded DNA testing.

Exactly. He can’t control his impulses. Sure, Paul would fall into the “organized killer” category, in that he’s not delusional, plans his crimes and knows the difference between right and wrong, but it’s clear he’s deeply, irrevocably damaged. His facade can only hold for limited amounts of time.

Been there, done that.

Well, there is precedent. Although I think Gillian Anderson is hotter than both of them.

He’s way more attractive with a beard, chest hair and as a creepy-ass serial killer. The only way I’ll watch these movies is if they do, indeed, become a prequel to the Fall and he accidentally strangles whatsername and discovers he likes killing more than sad kink.