Without knowing any context of allegations of domestic abuse, I gotta say, given the events of the the past couple months, my initial response to the idea that Hammer might be eating people is “Christ, Ok, I think I can handle this story as a pressure release.”

Weird that this is where your mind is first going to. For me, I’ve met men who have regularly used BDSM as a guise for their abusive tendencies and considering Armie Hammer’s influenza, it’s not that farfetched it’s true.

Yeah not sure about that - he was on video licking crystals off some guys hand and drinking beer in a car. He has some real issues.

They broke up in early 2020. Not sure how long you think Olivia needed to stay celibate, but I guess you can ask Jason about that. As for Harry, his sexual life has been pathologized since he was 16. Just say you’re mad he’s not getting dragged for this too. 

Counterpoints:

Tabloids are boring me now with Olivia, Harry and Jason now. The fact is it’s not particularly shocking or scandalous at all, but they just want to drag it out and dramatise it for clicks (of course). Move on!

“If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.”
-- Chinese Proverb

Where’s the fun in this? One of the great joys in parenting is the battle with other parents to see who can give the noisiest birthday gifts. One year, friends gave our 4 year old daughter an enormous plastic truck that played music by Queen whenever you moved it or even gave it a funny look.

My advise: remain sheveled all the time. Also try to be gruntled about being sheveled.  

Huh, maybe the advice should be for husbands: “if you don’t know how to cook, time to learn. If you’re adult enough to father a child, you’re adult enough to cook for yourself and your family”.

The good news for Chapman is that, like 99% of all pop music, it’ll be forgotten in a matter of weeks.

You know that covers and samples are not the same thing, right?

https://www.complex.com/life/2021/01/human-rights-attorney-accused-of-posing-as-latina-for-years

If she can’t get the happily ever after what help is there for the rest of us singletons

Because finding love isn’t about beauty.  It’s about finding the right person for you.  She obviously didn’t do that.

Why do you assume that? None of her siblings seem to have any child support scandals, and Kim has more of her own money than all of them (except for Kylie). Kim probably makes more money than Kanye at this point anyways.

Finally Kanye can come out of the closet and date a man and get on with his life.

it’s almost as if a great physical appearance alone doesn’t guarantee a happily ever after...

There’s a story in Bond lore that Tanya Roberts brought her mom to the set of A View to a Kill to meet Roger Moore.

I have some questions about safety. What if you trip and fall in it, how do you get out?