Craft Thread!

Aaaahhh...this is a burn of the highest order.

Holy shit, someone notify the burn ward that we’ve got a third degree victim coming in.

Bill Maher is a less successful Piers Morgan.

Bill Maher is trash.

also:

Divorce is the only thing Trump has legitimate experience with.

We’re all a bit Barrowsexual.

Doctor Who did give hime name recognition, which probably helped him survive as an actor, plus he got to kiss John Barrowman. Hell, I’m straight and I would kiss John Barrowman.

I loved “Wrinkle.” It’s different from the book, and yeah, it has some problems, but it is magical in its own way. (I was disappointed that Aunt Beast didn’t show up, simply because I wanted to see how they’d depict her.) My niece is biracial and Meg-like in many ways, and is about the same age as Storm Reid. I kept…

Wrinkle was absolutely perfect.

And.... I’m tearing up at the office. Fuck you, forreals..

This still makes me tear up.

Right? Hillary, like, spends her free time hiking in the woods and walking her dogs. Trump eats like Slimer from Ghostbusters and took a golf cart through Sicily because he couldn’t be arsed to walk 700 yards with the other world leaders.

You misspelled “Ghouliani”.

Holy shit I am so into this! I lived in Benin (formerly Dahomey) for two years and heard all about the Amazons of Dahomey, I even saw some old French graves in the forest that of men reportedly killed by the women soldiers defending their country from the French. Unfortunately, they all worked for the king of Dahomey,…

Salient point. We need to hit the GOP with Vogon poetry. I defy even the most ardent Tea Partier to maintain aim under that onslaught!

Oh my God you are so right.

They’re both good at playing relatable characters, then they’re annoying in real life.