All this game needs now is Mega Wailord and I'll be happy.

Ash "Catch Up, Bitches" Ketchum

I've been working out almost daily for the last two years and now I know what I am missing;

Abs Crunchum.

Well that explains this...

Uh, CASTs are androids.

You will not be disappointed, may Lord GabeN smile upon us. Or rather, the Archangel EA since it's gonna be on Origin. Either way - may we be blessed for it's not uPlay.

640x480 for you, bub.

First BF4 and now this. You've screwed me over again Radeon 7850.

I must go. My planet needs me.

Yeah, it came out screwed up but at least those folks got the game to read their facial data. Polygon's Owen Good couldn't even get the thing to work for him.

Owen is a goddamn saint. Holy shit that's funny.

Plus all the damn microtransactions.

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

"Look deep into my eyes.. You are getting sleepy.. Macs cannot get hacked.. and you are holding it wrong.."

No, he means diction. Look it up.