LOL That’s a good one, tell another.

Oh man. . . I think we all need to take Anthony Hopkins, make him quit acting, and find him a nice family to take care of him.

Can anyone recommend a tech site that isn’t up it’s own asshole with biased political articles?

Unrelated, but that building is beautiful and I’m gunna go home and make it in Minecraft.

That’s the weirdest dildo I’ve ever seen.

The clothing selection sucks ass for men as well so. . .

Oh no, you made a product that everyone likes and now you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the people who want to give you their money?

Looks like it’s going to be Micheal Bay-tastic! It’s got almost everything! Re-writing history with giant robots? Check! Giant ships hovering over American cities? Check! Brain-dead dialogue that’s supposed to be deep? Check! Underage sex humor? . . . Well that wasn’t in the trailer, but if it’s not in the movie I’m…

Yup. Celiac is a terrible disease. . . for the small portion of people who actually have it. The rest are self-diagnosed idiots who want some incurable disease to be blamed for their health problems.

Well. . . I’ll be grateful for small miracles then.

I just threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that design

Bet you $10 they never actually call themselves “The Defenders”

*Last week* I’m gunna wait to play the Beta before I pre-order.

Another win for the LGBT cause, a person who doesn’t exist is gay too.

More like BONERwatch, am I right, fellas? Hehehe. Heh.

Are they going to include the copious amounts of man-on-woman violence and her tendency to be accidentally mutilated every time there’s a cutscene?

Minecraft

Hey, did you guys know that Spider-Man is in the same world as the Avengers?

You mean a search engine presented you with a contrary opinion to your own? Heaven forbid.