Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge too. Also, it’s freaking 2017, my GPS can lock in on me in 2 seconds flat, how is it that 911 can’t do it?

Oh you don’t even know man. Search for 911 Operator horror stories and you’ll find some articles and videos that’ll prevent you from sleeping for DAYS

I called in to 911 the other day because there was a crazy person hanging off the side of an overpass on my way to work. I got a busy signal! Couldn’t believe it. I hung up, waited a minute, then called again, and got another busy signal! Repeated the process for 30 minutes until I got to work. Couldn’t believe how…

Windows 7 called. . .

Opening Loot Boxes IS just like Christmas: When you first start, it’s exciting and new because you’re getting things you wanted and never knew you wanted. Then you get older and realize that the odds of you getting something you actually want is minuscule and as the years go by it’s barely worth it anymore except for…

I’m so sick of this idea every screenwriter has these days where they have no idea how to make a world where fantastic elements fit in, so they just end up recreating our crappy ass world and shoving fantastic elements that don’t fit in into it.

Why the F*CKING HELL would I ever want to play a game with such AWFUL WALKING ANIMATIONS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Why the F*CKING HELL would I ever want to play a game with such AWFUL WALKING ANIMATIONS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Oh, good. It’s another on-rails Sonic. . . yay.

In between Pepper, Black Widow & Jane it seems the heroes just can’t hold on to a girl these days.

Destiny Raids: 50% glitch, 50% patch

Good to know you can still lose your job over a joke. I don’t know where everyone gets their tissue-thin skin but I would like it to stop, please.

Minecraft. I haven’t played since a year or so after the Xbox 360 version came out. Now I’m playing on PC and it’s honestly a totally different game now. The 360 version didn’t have enchanting, alchemy, or The End. There were only half as many mobs and animals available, same goes for available biomes. Plus nobody…

Serious lack of boob-armor. 5/7

I’m sure this isn’t because they’d rather do their jobs than participate in a free day off disguised as a protest.

Here’s the complete list of all the cool things to do in Los Angeles:

Looks like they’re going all 80's here with the bright colors. SMH

I feel like we already figured this out ten years ago.

Hair gel, natural or otherwise, does not make hair float in midair for a split-second after movement.

You’re right, medical costs are expensive. I guess the solution is to have everything given to you for free and make other people pay for it?