I am sure I am not the first but

One leg at a time, just like the rest of us!

Can we assume that Dump’s ‘beautiful, magnificent, gorgeous’ ACA replacement will cover the implanting of Gopros in all women> and supplying each with a rape kit, fingerprinting set and roofie detectors?

Hell, they used to start paying them at 13 when I was a kid (we chased the woolly mammoths off the pond before games). The entire nation was set up to support the NHL. In D-1, 18 YO freshman American played against 20 YO Freshman from Sudbury who understood their only hope of an NHL career was gooning it up. The NCAA…

In MN - We have 11 Oaks & this year has been particularly successful for acorns - BILLIONS OF EM! Keeping up is impossible.

Used to go to a lot of concerts in the days BC (before children). Because the womens rooms often had huge lines & the mens mostly didn’t I encouraged women who where not frightened at the thought they might see a winky peeing in a urinal to use the mens stalls. They were often available & there was never a problem…

“Hi SportsTalk Person!  Long time caller, first time listener here . . .”

I used to work for a jackhole that always wanted to eat at strip clubs when we traveled out of town. It was an effort to ‘talk him down’ to settling for Hooters. Until I could get away from that I had the ‘pleasure’ of eating at Hooters a half dozen times. The food sucks. Seriously, how hard is it to screw up chicken…

The majority of voters in WVa wanted Rapey McRapejustice confirmed. This is not a matter of reaching anywhere, it is a matter of political survival and you better hope it works if you have any hope of taking control of the Senate

How about we get the majority before we start throwing people overboard? This all came to be because Dems didn’t bother to vote in 2010 & allowed the GOP to take control. Not just on the national level but in many states & they used the 2010 census to gerrymander their states. It is going to take a lot of extra effort…

And, of course, you live in WVa and have your finger on the pulse of the state so you are sure of this? I have seen the polling done and you might have gotten a Dem to beat Manchin in a primary this year only to watch that person lose by 20 points in the general. This state is a hot mess

And we would be that much worse off with a guy who voted with hair furor 100% of the time. He voted the way the majority of voters in his state wanted - the majority support Rapey MvRapejustice.  Consider he is the best we can get out of WVa at this moment

Two things:

We enjoyed the show the first few seasons & were able to overlook its obvious problems because they could be funny. They became less funny over time & we stopped watching. I caught the first episode this year & it was way better than what has been happening so I thought maybe they would get it right. The last two…

any chance I can get ungrayed? I was for a long time now I am back for some reason

Since the early 2000s I have been predicting how this is going to happen. Things are going to get much worse. There will be huge upheavals caused by drought, flooding, severe storms and other weather made disasters. Finally the morons who have prevented any progress on preventing this will be in full panic. They will…

When I went to high school (we had to shoo the wooly mammoths off the field to play) the worst drinkers and druggers were the sports teams. They were also the ones most likely to ‘push themselves onto girls (the euphemism of the times). I have used the joke on Deadspin several times “Remember folks sports builds…

I understood part of the new rule made it illegal to lift a QB, this comes very close to lifting him

Not just wasted a 5th rd, they traded 2 6ths to get that pick. So one bad game & all the reasons they thought he was worth it were wrong?!? Just stupid management

I know this is hard to understand but the government IS NOT LIKE a business. POTUS IS NOT LIKE CEO. The skills necessary to be successful running a business do not transfer to running the US. The idea that business executives can do a better job is a successful bit of anti-government propaganda that has served the GOP…