LonelyMongoose
LonelyMongoose
LonelyMongoose

In highschool, I would go to a friend's house for lunch. He lived a 2 minute walk from the school (you could see the school from his kitchen window).

I'm ashamed to admit that I did not know he was the voice of Fro-Zone until just now.

The one that sticks out in my mind happened roughly three years ago. I was single at the time, but all of my sexual experiences up until that point were pretty vanilla.

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If I watch this video once, I have to watch it another 10 times before I can do other things.

I wish I could star this more than once

He did work (briefly) as a referee in the mid 2000's. :-)

He's been selected worth the Cup Finals 6 times in his career - damn impressive.

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say to me.

"...the hell that gets raised if a commentator says this about a black referee (not that such things exist in the NHL)..."

This video was the only good thing to come out of that show.

I'm Canadian and I didn't even know "Canadian Light" existed...

"Oh baby, as soon as I laid eyes on you, I knew our fit would be full of goodness"

Well that's an unpleasant way to look at things...

I always though the term "friendzone" was just meant to describe the feeling of unreciprocated love/attraction. Then I found out about all the other icky connotations attached to it, and I felt icky for using it.

Too late.

We were the only two in the gym. The receptionist was still at her post.

I have no explanation.

Once overheard a woman masturbate in the bathroom stall at my old gym. It was around 1130 at night, and we were the only two people left in the gym.

An organization that defends fathers from spouses that would use children as "weapons" in divorce/separation battles (whether through legal counsel, advice, support, etc.) is a good idea.

Gordon Ramsay? Is that you?