Rose bugged me in TLJ. Not because she was a woman or because of her ethnicity, but because she seemed to have been introduced mainly to be forced into a relationship with Finn. I liked the character, but the forced “romance” pissed me off to no end.

It does fit the rest of the theme throughout The Rise of Skywalker: taking a massive bantha poodoo on the dumpster fire that was The Last Jedi in its entirety. With Rose being one of the most obnoxious things in that film, they probably couldn’t think of anything actually good and meaningful to do with her, so pushed…

Oh for fucks sake, who gives a shit about a tertiary character? Meaningless hand wringing over a character who could have been replaced with anybody and no one would have missed her.

This Russian shill was a narcissistic attention hog that brokered in leaked information and decided to squat in an embassy for years to avoid a rape charge. Now he’s managed to stumblefuck his way out of that too becasue he decided he wanted to grow a raggedy beard and cease showering. 

New Zealand rocks

I live in Melbourne, Australia; where we’re known for our hipster brunch. You won’t get a mimosa, but you’ll get a single-origin espresso (probably served with a card detailing the provenance of the beans). You’ll be on Bruswick Street in Fitzroy, sitting on a salvaged metal stool in an industrial-chic warehouse…

Crystal Skull.

My friend was finally convinced to take her first vacation in more than five years when her secretary came into her office and said, “You know, if you were hit by a bus today, they would post your job opening tomorrow. Get out of here.” Go to work, do your job well, but don’t for a second think that the company cares…

My friend and I were at the video store to rent a couple of movies (back in the day). We picked up Bubba Ho-Tep and the first season of Dead Like Me.

You and your wife need new friends if they’re all that concerned about the size of the diamond. Of course this is coming from a guy whose frugal wife would have cut him if he wasted $5k+ on a diamond. But seriously, I’d say over half of our friends who have gotten married in the last 5 years have opted for something…

Got engaged 2 weeks ago. My ring is a 2-carat ruby (lab created, its both our birthstone), surrounded by .10-carat white sapphires (also lab created) on a 18k gold band. He paid less than $170 at Macy’s and I’ve received nothing but compliments on the ring.

The entire diamond debate is pretty fascinating. Bottom line, they’re overpriced and artificially inflated. All stones have some markup, so it’s never really an “investment,” but diamonds seem like a particularly bad bet. My wife’s engagement ring is a fairly good quality sapphire and it’s stunning.

Definitely leaf and snow blowers. Haven’t these fucking people heard of rakes or shovels?

Home owner and they are not. Instead of properly edging the lawn once in the spring, they are used to do the same job over and over and over, wasting time and making useless racket. They tend to fling crap every where and are in the same league as the Harley throttle-blippers, moved up an octave. In a side-by- side…

MyPillow. Between imagining the smell of Mike with his electric blue polyester shirt and conspicuous cross, and the shellac-haired woman who eases her crunchy head down while murdering tenses: “When I got the MyPillow I fall asleep right away,” I can feel my blood pressure pounding in my head, all for shredded foam…

I know Kanye West isn’t an invention, but I’d like to add him to this list.

Fox “News”.

The 24-hour news channels.

I already posted but on further thought I’d like to add one more: Cryptocurrency. Its just all around awful. It hate fucks the environment while producing nothing and has spawned a massive obnoxious douchebag culture all around it. And it made affordably buying a new graphics card damn near impossible for a while…