Wait a while, bring it back with the option of turning it off and the choice of food comparison or not. I’d make mine in number of beers consumed.

I burned my hand working in high school at a fast food place. It was 2nd & 3rd degree burns on the palm of my hand & the pain was so bad, I was screaming but nothing came out of my mouth. I remember them tryign to ask me what happened & I literally couldn’t tell them as all I could think of was the pain. Once I…

Yeah, thermodynamics are a myth

Yeah, they could have made it an option that you can choose if you want it, not a feature you cannot turn off. I’d actually use it, but I respect that others don’t want to. It shouldn’t be forced on anyone. They also could have made it so that you can pick from a few different food options, instead of only using mini…

Yeah, this is honestly something they could have done really well, especially if their creepy data-crunching is sophisticated enough to do things like account for steepness and walking speed. It’s making it not optional that’s the problem, and also specifically making the cupcakes not optional. If they’d made it…

As the old joke goes “Do you really want to have your fate decided by twelve people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty?”

I’d actually like a feature that tells me how many calories a walk would burn, but I’d also want the option to turn it off. And I wouldn’t want it to tell me about mini cupcakes.

Also instead of naming her killeer she could have been asking for a loved one to see them before she died.

Something this story doesn’t mention: When Tellis was arrested for this crime, he was incarcerated in Louisiana awaiting trial for the torture and brutal murder of another young woman. He bragged to friends that he tortured that victim to death to make her give him her ATM pin, and he used her card to withdraw…

I just graduated from law school, and one thing we learned in civil procedure is that juries are literally selected based on how likely a lawyer thinks they are to swallow a story. Critical thinking abilities are a deal-breaker. Anyone who knows anything - science, law, law enforcement, biology, literally anything…

A jury of your peers. God help us all.

So all the evidence point to him but because the firefighters might have heard her say another name WHILE SHE WAS ON FIRE, he’s aquitted? How can those jurors sleep at night? That name could be anything, she could have remembered a tv show or the kid sitting next to her in first grade. She probably wasn’t thinking…

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

I was told there would be no math.

Well I for one want to make it crystal clear that I, Señor Bolognese, am absolutely and categorically not threatening President 45, USA, when I say that I hope that he chokes on a chicken bone from KFC, and dies a painful strangling type death.

Nah. It’s like hoping it snows. You aren’t going to the superintendent of your school district’s house in the middle of the night before freezing temperatures and spraying their yard with water to trick them into thinking it snowed. You’re just hoping the weather does it on its own.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

If Donald Trump’s was 100 times the man he is now, he still wouldn’t be 1% the man Gregg Popovich is.

I think you’re missing the point.