Comme ci comme ça.

The key is to separate the French from Parisians.

So I have The Simpsons: Tapped Out app, where you basically get to rebuild Springfield. It’s freemium, and The Rich Texan is a premium purchase. He blurts out things like, “Never recycle!” or “I don’t have health insurance!” and “America’s not a place for seatbelt wearin’ cowards!”

And I get that, too. It’s tough to be charming, interesting, and promote your latest project in one block. It’s just that some are better with the anecdotes than others.

It might be difficult, but I think some celebs should block out more time in their schedules to stay the whole show or do at least two blocks. It’d…

I have never seen the pull of Las Vegas until now. I saw that HBO special, and I was sold on a live J. Lo performance. Or I must be getting into that age where I look forward to shows in Vegas. Lemme go ahead and purchase my Chico’s comfort pants now.

Two words: Tommy Motola.

Bless you for this. I think “TONS of Fucking Sequins!” will be on my tombstone.

I like the skirt too. But you can see why Amy Schumer would joke about not being able to sit properly in her seat right? Like, why is Blake sitting like she’ll break in half if she sits back further?

So I watched the original interview this sketch was based on last Friday. It was as achingly annoying as it seems. It was like watching a child play dress up and pretend to have what they think an adult conversation sounds like. Plus, it really showed how good Seth Meyers is making Blake Lively seem interesting. And I…

That’s a very good point. Even well-meaning designers fail to realize that women over a size 14 are still pear shapes, apple shapes, and hourglass figures.

Have you tried ASOS Plus? They’re very on-trend. I wear ASOS, and the fit seems to be pretty accurate from sizes 4-6.

May I also add:

I own a copy of Nina Garcia’s The One Hundred, and in it she recommends a cape. She makes a good case for it. But she also says in the intro. that the best way to use her book is to adapt the list you your life and your tastes. So I just crossed out “Cape” and put in “Corset.” Point being, that you may have folks like…

No amount of hateful words you type into your keyboard will stop anyone from loving themselves and loving this country enough to make it better for everyone. No amount of virtual hatred will stop someone from valuing themselves. No amount of cowardly trolling will unmend the laws that are designed to protect all…

LURVE the song, but I’m here for just the make-up and edges alone.

I love comment threads where people know stuff.

For real. My hair gets so tossed at night, I wake up every morning looking like a cockatoo.

Honestly, this was how I was introduced to “Trap Queen”

“...on how to commit murder gracefully; on the gentle art of sipping tea;...”