I think you'll find Zlatan wears what Zlatan wants to wear, he is Zlatan

He is wearing a sports bra and boy shorts, gentlemen. Deal with it.

the discuss feature is so lame. your supposed to write something. so we can discust. FUCK YOU

Look, real talk, it's a Friday afternoon and it's lovely out. Why not take off work a little early? No one will notice.

Yay, it's that time of year again. After an offseason of hope (new front office, new coaches, good draft) and crap (DUI, which city aren't they rumored to be moving to?), now we get the great write-ups on why we Jags fans shouldn't even bother this year (or, well, any year, I guess).

I'd argue there's only one Indy classic

"The Ch-Ink Spots" biggest hit, "If I Didn't Care, I Would be Dwight Howard".

Does a Subway manager owe the public an explanation when an employee puts his dick in a bun?

Remember when you were a kid and you got invited to dinner at your friend's house, and then your friend's parents spent the whole evening screaming at each other? Remember how awkward that night was? Lou Merloni remembers.

Tanguay is right. You really shouldn't compare an NFLer to a Subway employee until they've been retired a year or two.

That's a good-looking kit, USA.

I love sports, but if they could please stop playing all those jock jams they've been playing since forever that would be great.

Ball park music is so bad it makes me want to take an ax to the face

Greg, if you're now the Lee Corso of Deadspin—told to just say silly things to stir up debate—then ok. Otherwise, come on buddy. That's a nailed on red every day and twice on Sundays.

Right after the kick was awarded, Wynalda stated he felt that the US "had to score". Like, it was vital to the game and should be a foregone conclusion given the spot so when it was cleared, he was annoyed.

I'm not normally a Winalda fan, but I like his knowlegeable enthusiasm in this match. He's being clearly a homer, and his Wondo-boner is embarassing, but his evident knowledge is what you need next to Gus' lack.

Talking to God: Impossible to do without Pope-ing

You reap what you sow. The GOP has been practicing the politics of division since 1964, when they invited a bunch of pissed off Southern racists into the party.

Breitbart was a colossal dickbag to everyone that disagreed with him, which was pretty much everyone. As he famously said about Ted Kennedy, he destroyed lives.