Jesus......everything about his ensemble/look is just astonishing - from head to toe. Simply pairing the oversized glasses frames with the stripe-y beard would have been more than enough to amaze, but nope, he just kept going. It's like a DJ, mixed with the owner of a hipster bistro, mixed with a pornographer. And…

We’d let in another 11 million undocumented.......to show our appreciation.

Wait - 67 people shot THIS WEEKEND? Sweet Jesus.

Having grown up in Ohio, I’m trying to muster some defense of Cincinnati, but, um........I'm drawing a blank.

I mean, good for her - I just can’t believe she robbed Lochte afterwards.......totally uncalled for.

Amazing story. The thing is - Lochte was both dumb enough to make up this story and think it would hold up, but smart enough to get the fuck out of the country before it all went sideways. Or, maybe dumb then lucky - that’s probably the best explanation. That could be the title of his biography, actually - Dumb But…

Leave the poor guy alone - he just came up a bit short is all.....

First - the use of "she's a great diver" in a sex story made me laugh, so thanks for that. Hey, I BET she's a great diver (ba-dum-bump). Second, did the canoeist at least bring up the possibility of a 3-way? I mean, if everyone agrees, your lodging problem is solved, on top of (heh heh) the fun of the 3-way.

I would almost always translate it as “want to do some drugs?”, but then again, I’m single, so the swinger thing doesn’t apply. One time, though, I was at a stoplight late at night, when the young man in the next car signaled for me to roll down my window. He then proceeded to ask me where a certain street was, but…

Jesus Christ - this guy needs to get with the program - it’s ISIS that you’re now supposed to have an irrational fear of, not the fucking Taliban. What is this, 2011? I mean, come on.

Um.......Hope Hicks as Bloom and Alex Jones as Liebkind? "You are the audience - I am the author, I outrank you!!"

I like this - it has a ring to it:

Ah, the 90s........please do not fucking remind me. I mean, we make fun of Tim Kaine, but he looks like Mick Jagger compared to Gore. You think Gore had any harmonicas on him back then - no fucking way. Still - seems like a simpler time, looking back. I remember not liking Bob Dole, but I don’t recall being scared…

Damn....what a fucking talent he was. I was fortunate enough to see him live at the Roxy in 1994 or 1995. Great show throughout, but "Hallelujah" was the last song he did - 2nd or 3rd encore - and you could have heard a pin drop during - just riveting. I'll never forget it. Side note: McKenzie Phillips of "One Day At…

Jesus - these are cold-blooded. They could have just used Troy McClure’s old PSAs - “Here’s an appealing fellow. In fact - they’re a-peeling him off the sidewalk...”

I enjoyed the episode tremendously, but I feel we got cheated out of a scene where Varys returns safety to Mereen and is greeted by Tyrion. This would have been a nice scene, and it would not have taken long. Nice because they're best friends. Also - yes, it was weird that we NEVER saw any indication that Arya had…

If Noah becomes a free agent, the Knicks should sign him too so that Rose will have someone to hang out with when he gets hurt. Everyone needs friends.

Watching last night’s game, I couldn’t decide if Barnes is the Black Kevin Love, or if Love is the White Harrison Barnes. Both looked totally lost in the spotlight, just bricking good look after good look. Just as Love probably should have stayed in Minny (big fish in small pond), perhaps Barnes should stay is his…

Delightful - thanks. I think "Sun-kissed ass plug" is my favorite. Wait, I've got something for this......."Bloated, hay-covered shit sack"?

Oh, no, no, no........it's like that one Aphex Twin video where everyone has James' face - immensely troubling. The one mash-up does sort of look like Grady from 'Sanford & Son', but even taking that into account, this should not have been done.