they’ll survive on their love and then die together

Oh, definitely. They got burned with JP, and Ben is very very safe.

I feel bad for her. She acts as though this idiotic show is her only chance at love, when there are plenty of men out there who would love a sweet, innocent, boring, attractive girl.

So did they get minimum wage, part time position with no benefits? Because nothing spells romance like poverty.

Last night’s Bachelor was like going back to work after the best vacation ever, where you swam with the pigs

Poor Ben is the guy you always had a crush on in school and then you actually talk to him and he’s bland as a sleeve of unsalted crackers. Bless his heart, he’s very cute and very sweet, but he’s very “what you see is what you get.”

Can someone explain to me the appeal of Becca? Is it because she still has her hymen intact? (also I know that a broken hymen doesn't mean anything about virginity) I don't get it. She's so BORING! And somehow she looks like the oldest person on the show.

Breakfast for dinner is pointless without waffles.

On the io9 recap of the episode, there’s a really interesting comment that pointed out a bit of a different take:

I am surpized how many critics have been bashing this episode, when my friends and I were thrilled with it, pretty much top to bottom.

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

I couldn’t read the entire article, I think I have ADHD.

I love that they’re calling her a “body activist” instead of a hot model who’s just not anorexic. Apparently all you need to be a body activist is to have your chest weigh as much as most models. So brave...

its taking all my willpower to not lick the screen <3

It’s so poorly done. Why do celebs get terrible tattoos when they can afford to hire the best artists?

Ohhhhh God. That's hideous.

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Every time I hear / read about new testament Paul I say “Fuck Paul.” It’s a reflex. Anyone celebrating that dicktard gets automatic side eye.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.