Well, was Jaime born first? That would be the most brutal option.

:(

See, that seems better than Neil Patrick Harris in medieval garb delivering an action movie quip.

Joffrey was better. He was a bored, psychopath king. No attention span. He wanted to find the next thing. Ramsey is a cartoon. He has endless attention span for torture and sadism, and someone on earth has been that awful, but it just doesn’t ring true somehow.

>:(

“In the books he’s off riding unicorns and learning how to be a cannibal and Davos is looking for him”

Wait, really?

Fuck, I should really read those things.

Yeah, not sure that that wasn’t the most traumatic moment of the show after all. Oberyn’s death was the worst graphic moment, but then, I was too busy covering my eyes and screaming.

Does he even know what happened to her? It’s not clear to me. I like to think he’s compartmentalizing.

The previous line IS “though I’ve beaten you and flayed you” if I recall correctly. Just saying. Point still taken, however, given the times.

Christ, I played with dolls until I was 11. I was a homeschooled weirdo who also read depressing history books between that. If only I had had the hustle to be a 9 year old reporter.

I remember reading that Hardy apologized to Theron and George Miller later, and basically saw the film when it was edited down and finally got it. So maybe he’s a decent dude (not saying she isn’t).

Well, since that guy isn’t really Pete, and therefore I don’t need to loathe him, good luck to them. But yeah. Not exactly sizzling on screen. Blech.

Two more years! I am ready for peak hotness!

Oh wow, something about John Derbyshire that ISN’T his horrible racism, but is still screepy. What a guy.

She was the bitchy character on the show. I guess it was fitting.

Holy shit, I almost wish I had watched more of that show.

Aw, really, Lawrence may be in EVERYTHING ever now, but I really think she’s a cut above. Even in the second Hunger Games, she does an amazing job.

She had charisma with Lauren Graham and the woman who plays Paris on Gilmore Girls. She also had charisma with her actual boyfriend who played Jess. Bizarrely, you can see her becoming a worse actress on Gilmore Girls. Something goes horribly wrong about halfway through season 4. I think maybe she had some novice…

To be fair, she had to romance *chokes back bile* Pete. But yes, that was a charisma and charm black hole like I had never seen, that couple.

My dad hates Hillary Clinton, but as a journalist he shook her hand once and she definitely has some warm star quality power, according to him.