I forget the line and the episode, but the one Simpsons episode where Moe beats back the aliens with a board with a nail in it comes to mind.

I'm not seeing The Wonderful 101 on your list of games worth buying on the WiiU.

For shame.

Wow it's almost as if people with mental issues who are raised by a family of idiots who don't think about what they're teaching their kid turn out bad.

: O wow, such shock, much surprise.

The After Years is a good example of how Square...has completely changed, for the worse.

"Stood Her Ground Sister" would be REALLY different in Florida.

"Stood Her Ground Sister" would be REALLY different in Florida.

Killer Instinct One Character.

...was going to get this anyway but LITERALLY BUYING THIS FOR PEARL FEY.

Anything that hints towards Maya coming back is endorsed full throttle.

Spoilers, Orca's are a type of Dolphin.

The water will never be safe.

Rowan. So no to his request and his response is three boxes of elipses and "I'm an old man, I can out wait you"

Ah. An yet I can see it now. Must of accidently fixed itself or something.

Still though, my point stands. COMEDY JOKES *hoooonk*

COMEDY JOKES *honk*

EDIT: That's supposed to be on the blowjob text box. Stupid Kotaku image thingy.

It's programmed with sensors that ensure it doesn't fall off ledges, and doesn't bump into sides. It was following the orders it was given by staying on the oven.

This is a pretty click bait-y headline. It's...not in danger at all, you're just sad because the game might be sad.

A woman, but yes! And hey, it's a mistake I make often, and I'm trying to correct it so help (especially polite help) is appreciated.

Right, sorry.

I would of put it "This game is everything I didn't know I wanted"

I...really wish it wasn't this. Because a friend of mine who's kind of a live wire is gonna go ballistic over this X_X

This is one of those situations where, if I learned that this existed in my town, I would ignore the death threat step, and go strait to bashing heads in.

Oh my god why.