Aww, who hasn't written bad poetry? I still do, sometimes.

It's going to be ok, Shaun Coles. I know we are hurting your feelings. I hope you learn from this and don't sell any more humans, on the internet or otherwise. Also do some research on "what is joke."

Easily the weirdest movie I've ever seen.

...because it's pretty clear I have good taste and that is a lovely shade of Robin's Egg blue?

Urgh. This article*. Not sure why I pluralized that.

See, because it's totally the same to make a snarky joke in an online community about selling your girlfriend as to actually, you know, list her for sale.

I also want to add that in my experience, men who continually insist on degrading sex acts that you don't want to do because you find them degrading (oh god especially with the whining!) tend to be terrible in other ways. You know what's respectful?

Hmmm, well, see, um, no. You're totally wrong.

So true! This is what my kitchen looks like.

The headline got my shoulders up but this articles was great. Anecdatally, my biggest boner killer has always been disrespect. That can manifest itself in terms of being 4 hours late for our date or not doing your share of the housework when you said you would or doing things to me in bed that I have told you I…

This is the perfect place to post a link to BabaKiueria, which is amazing.

People are so freaking stupid sometimes. Yah, ask an alcoholic if they mind having a glass of wine with dinner and obsess about the weights and eating habits of lady stars because that's good for everyone's mental health.

Yeah, I agree. That is so much more for the titillation of the reader than anything else. RIP, dude. :(

...is probably gay.

They look like reasonably dapper gentleman aside from their brash disregard for the Law of Hat (never EVER wear your hat indoors).

oooh, horseradish in deviled eggs? What a fantastic idea!

Going to go with the Kraken diet, which involves eating everyone.

This reminds me that i need to rewatch Ginger Snaps.

I thought the werewolf diet would involve lots of bunny entrails and scratching your fleas. Welp.

YES.