It is! Mayonnaise is for suckers.

It's been said before, but bears repeating: Homburgs for everyone (only worn properly as outerwear, of course). A man who wears a hat with a teeny tiny brim has a teeny tiny personality to match. OH YES I SAID IT.

I will allow that ketchup and pasta have no place with one another.

"That's right! He was my...BOYFRIEND!"

Oh good, because if you don't quote it, I will. Someone must!

My mother always made deviled eggs with yolk, yellow mustard, red pepper and chopped pickles. I never had it any other way.

olive oil.

What did horseradish every do to you that you must smother it in mayo?

THAT IS WHAT OLIVE OIL IS FOR.

Hey now. Ketchup goes on everything. Mayo is an abomination meant to make good food lose it's spice and flavor. Different!

Oh god I did have 1 million bologna and mayonnaise sandwiches because they were cheap and I can't stand either now.

Mayonnaise is where good sandwiches go to die.

Yeahhh. Healthy eating habits for everyone is a terrible idea! Let's teach everyone that if you're fat you get penalized for it by not being able to eat the same things that everyone else! Let's teach skinny kids that they are inherently better than fat ones! I love this idea! Because science!

Guess what? This type of thing (also being bullied for being slightly overweight) was a large part of what led to my eventual attitude of fuck it I don't care I'm fat anyway might as well be fatter.

Oh, also can we not make slightly overweight kids feel like they weigh a million pounds? I remember being in late middle school/early high school and being FIVE pounds overweight (like, for my percentile, I was supposed to be 125 lbs and I was 130 instead) and my doctor, instead of saying I was fine and healthy…

Yup, fat kid here who loved salads and didn't ever have to be talked into eating her veggies. I didn't even like ranch dressing!

You know what would be nice? A non-corrupt legislature who actually gave a shit about the people in this state. Then we would have some ammunition against corporate and landlord greed. Also, we wouldn't be fracking during a drought. :(

It would be really better if people who work at Google lived closer to Mountainview, actually, instead of commuting from San Francisco. It's just that Mountainview lacks the cool factor that they want to come home to in their 5 hours off a week.

That is a terrific story. Thanks for linking it. I would still say that 100% of "tiny house porn" is not about homeless people.

Except that you need: