I still wear a Robert Edwards and a Terry Glenn jersey.

Being a Boston sports fan and watching other people has at least made me realize that I should hate 99% of the people I ever talked to or went to school with because they are all terrible people.

I would think 3rd for dodgeball instead of pitchers.

I never said everyone.

OH GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME OVER HERE. ANYBODY IN MY BOX?

I wonder what percentage of people see a Madden article/review and instead of reading anything just mash "60 dollar roster update on the keyboard" with their face

How many Astros scouts were at the game?

Somewhere Toe Jam and Earl are tweeting to each other about funny cloud shapes and grabbing some hot dogs

Report: Josh Beckett turned off all the players' alarms

The only way for this to end is for Roger to get signed to pitch a meaningless game and fail a drug test

Looks like a great improvement.

Hey internet I need more fantasy football leagues.

So wait Brett Favre is Batman?

Our runners don't leg both legs either.

"Could use a T-Rex" is a valid comment about any game that doesn't have a T-Rex in it

I played it backwards and she was definitely trying to say "Join the Navy"

There was no harm in it. Especially since the match scheduled for after it was simply moved to center court

"I'm sorry sir what you seem to be describing is Vin Baker walking around town in his Celtics jersey. We will get police right over though"

Pedro Gomez voted for Bill Mueller so sure

Bill James' morality metrics are just way too advanced for us to grasp