If you aren't looking for a backlot quickie get off my twitter

I feel like I'm drunk and fell asleep in a tree. I hear people screaming buy I can't tell what branch it is coming from and I don't know how to get down.

What is black and white and red all over?

Mike McQueary's testimony also inadvertently hit Tony Parker in the eye

Now where am I going to randomly approve comments?

Am I yelling about something that is going on here? Should I have a pitchfork or a torch or a pitchfork on fire?

Don't worry his lawyer, Harvey, is already on the case

Ugh anytime I see something like this it reminds me of Bryce Florie

"I couldn't see it through the firework smoke in Chicago"

So let me get this straight: The fake John Madden is in fact the real fake John Madden, and this is him confirming the reality of his fake reality. And his fake reality is not connected to the other fake realities whose realities are falsified fake realities

I throw them (not hard) every once in a while. It might root from being a child and throwing NES controllers. Because throwing those things had 0 consequences

Exactly. It is a 1-0 game. It is a bullshit unwritten rule that one can't try to get on base and try to win the game. It makes no sense

My roommate was pitching a perfect against me with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th in a 1-0 game in The Show

Standard piledrivers are banned, not to be confused with this wrestling piledriver

Well I mean his "last" game against the Red Sox was a publicity stunt anyways. Which I doubt could happen in this era.

Yes Omar would be the oldest SS to hit a home run. In fact I think he already is when he hit one at 43 Sept. 8th 2010. Also Omar is in an elite club of hitting homeruns in 4 different decades. As far as I can tell it is Ted Williams, Willie McCovey, Rickey Henderson, Omar Vizquel

He would have a much better chance if he wasn't using Justin Masterson

I demand Ned or I'm voting EA worst company in the world

My only question is how EA hasn't crammed in the card game to make all the currency and DLC even more crazy

5 minute ovation has to be for a man dressed in a Doritos Taco foam costume