I quite enjoyed the bullet bill and piranah plant I found last night:

I was enjoying this all of yesterday and this morning so much. I definitely fall into more than one of those categories from the hand meme.

I have three different browser windows (dedicated to different things) open with approximately 500 tabs between the three of them. The one with the most (around 400) is due for some pruning soon. Every now and then I admit that I’m never going to get through what’s there and just batch close most of that one except…

So this is called the “short” trailer on Youtube. Any idea if there’s a long trailer?

You would think they’d eventually realize there’s a direct correlation between being a cop and the chances of being a killer.

Fixed that for you

And Sausage

I don’t know if Alliance can interact with Jani, but you really need to.

In their minds we should all just shut up, kneel, and kiss the ring. Then they might consider not executing us for dirtying that ring with our peasant spittle.

I get that, I just hear all the time about how asking for well done is the same as asking for it burned and get frustrated.

If a customer wants something burnt to a crisp, fine!

Fish Afficianado wins my #1 for not wasting my time with dialogue windows after the major end quests.

Thank you for being completely uninterested in me for not being a fish.

Your mom sounds like a cool lady.

The forsaken are the undead who regained free will and rebelled against the Lich King. They have fewer emotions and practically no empathy but weren’t any more or less evil than any other race in the game.

It’s good to have you back Fahey. I’m glad to hear you’re recovering and have had the support you need. Kotaku has been a little more dull without your articles.

BTW has Lay’s gifted you some of the new chips? Snacktaku needs your brand of review. :)

To be fair, by now Fortnite probably was involved in the conceiving of some people’s children... Then again most popular online games can probably make that claim.

Expectation wise these guys are all correct. However, if you really wanted to do it, buying the latest expansion gives you a boost to the current level cap for one character of your choice (and you will need to buy it at some point to keep the gold rolling in) and most people are extremely lazy when it comes to…

4 definitely wasn’t great but I could accept 1 and 2 for what they were. I’d like to play 5 at some point.

When I found out years after I first played this game that there was an entirely different storyline depending on some early game choices I was completely shocked. I wish they’d release more of these in the west.

I feel like bananas would be fine as long as you made sure to bring a cotainer for the peel (a plastic bag you can tie tightly or a small ziplock). Agree with the rest.

Dear god I haven’t had carbs in almost 2 months and have been on a clear liquid diet for the last two weeks. I nearly tried to eat my monitor with that picture.