Just putting it out there but I have 2 kids for sale both boys one is 12yrs old can do light cleaning and set up your home WiFi, the other is almost 2 loves Elmo and dancing will melt chicks heart if your single!

I am at the point that I am literally going to punch the next person that says “but they’re both just as baaaaaaaaad”

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

That’s why you always use a convertible for your mobile BBQ needs. Better ventilation.

In one word........................AWESOME!

I had to google “identitarian”

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

This clip is my favorite example of the glorious sound (fun starts @:50)

I sold a 2013 Honda Civic that my mom died inside of in a Wal Mart parking lot halfway between here (Lafayette, IN) and Cincinatti, OH on a windy day. Dude pays me $18,500 cash and wanted me to count it... Yeah I started that process, got $5,000 and compared the height of the stack and said “fuck it.” I actually got…

No. I am in Charleston, SC.
That is exactly how he talks and writes.

Who takes $55k cash only for a car? Do they expect someone to show up with a briefcase full of $100s?

Honda civic TypeR black 2017 600 miles only serious buyer cash only i am no financing

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

Dude, Presidio Terrace is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above a “upper-middle class neighborhood.” But yeah, Gawker network sucks.

Upper middle class? Have you priced Bay Area real estate lately?

Me in 2010: why would they bother