He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

That is so horrifying. I simply cannot imagine being forced to act the physical manifestation of Absence.

I sure hope he speaks English

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

Absolutely! I think that of all the “jokes” recounted here, that’s the one that is closest to really working. I’m a white trans women, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that my whiteness protects me from some transphobia. The thing about Mr. Chappelle, though, is that I don’t think he knows enough about the…

I’m guessing because he gets held to a higher standard, as a minority, he “should know better”. I’m not saying I am agreeing with this, just trying to think as to why this must be. It sucks his jokes are in poor taste; I do think he has a point that white privilege does extend to the transgendered community, though.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

I’ll have what you’re having.

I think a better option would be to take the Type R and make it look like a ‘normal’ Civic (which is slightly less ugly).

Shouldve painted it camo

Especially when damning evidence like this exists (Warning: animated R. Kelly ass and urination):

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.