Kwincy
Kwincy
Kwincy

Fixed that for you

Not for long.

That looks fantastic.

And your bully had bigger hands...

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

The thing that is amazing at this point isn’t that he says stupid shit. It’s that he continues to say stupid shit and apparently can’t stop. It’s one thing if you are a racist/sexist ass hole. It’s another when you are racist/sexist ass hole who can not just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Despite the admonitions of Chris Wallace, the audience has already laughed at Trump multiple times, tonight. This reminds me so much of the first debate.

Even Chris Wallace laughed.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

But at least he didn’t steal forty cakes. That would have been as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

It’s difficult to understand? How is it difficult? It’s not difficult at all. This is how cops operate. They shoot people. Day in, day out, bang, bang. On the contrary, it’s VERY EASY to understand how she could die like that.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.