This guy?

Our office is down to one space. It took two meetings, actual tears, and the concession that the olds could still use two spaces, but one was preferred.

It was considered the correct punctuation until fairly recently. That’s probably what they were taught in school. It’s what I was taught, and I always do it.

Two spaces is the only true approach. Quit being a lazy millenial!

As an old person trained under a version of the APA publication manual from a few decades ago, I cannot break away from two spaces after a period.

That was the standard we were all trained to use in my high school typing class, years ago: two spaces at the end of each sentence. Nothing to do with lawyers, specifically. I wrote all my high school, college, grad school, and professional papers that way. We were also trained to put two spaces after a colon, but…

That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

I’m so fucking over people (read: men) questioning the timing of all of these admissions. I’ve come forward about a harasser, and had tons of other people come out of the woodworks who had been harassed but weren’t willing to be the first person to step up against a powerful harasser. He’s a tenured professor and we…

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

I hope you’re aware that whatever mileage Doug put on the car, 92% of it was done without him wearing pants.

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

Soon.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.