Cops and Texans generally being racist pieces of shit aside, IT’S RICKY FUCKING WILLIAMS IN TEXAS! All you worthless fucks talk about (non-shoot the president division) is how much you love football. How do you not know who he is?

I don’t know shit about soccer because it’s stupid. Unlike the pure intellectualism of mixed martial arts, especially MMA fans. But I’m willing to bet that the reason Jermaine Jones is taking advantage of the relaxed rules is that he’s not good enough to start for Germany.

Does dude really not know that America sucks at soccer, at least the men, and it’s the players who aren’t really talented? He has to know that we’re Troy to Germany’s Clemson.

I disagree. I think the GOP has already told him, you do EXACTLY what we say, or you’re done. After all, the second he takes office they’ll have more than enough to impeach him on.

Unless his 3.9 gpa is a bunch of bloated bullshit, he should have academic scholarship offers.

Judaism is more than a religion, and it’s insanely complicated, as things tend to get over 5,700 years.

Uneducated whites don’t feel economically disenfranchised. They feel socially disenfranchised. For the past 400 years, the deal has been that the white underclass happily lives in shit, but they’re allowed the privilege of hating “them” and calling themselves “White”. They’ve been losing that privilege over the last…

Francesa sexually harassing all of the women would be totally worth it. We could bet on who would punch him in the face first: Cassidy Hubbarth or Sara Spain.

They were better with Dave Mustaine

They need to put a chip in the ball instead of having grampa decide where he thought he saw the freak of nature fall down.

The problem is that they didn’t reject the American political system. Almost everyone in both houses of Congress was re-elected. Marco Rubio didn’t even campaign here in Florida and he won with 70% of the vote.

Stop having kids. We’re about to fall apart as a country because there aren’t any jobs. Every kid you have is going to need a job at some point, e.g. every kid you have is a step closer to civil war.

The Giants offense shit the bed the whole season. They put up fewer points than the Jaguars.

When do Giants fans get sick of Eli?

What I don’t understand is that of the ~1,700 players in the NFL at any given time, Tom Brady has to be in the 1,690s as far as athleticism. Why would anyone give a shit about his physical regimen?

This is the part where they take (another) one for the team. They get to be white and openly discriminate against minorities. They seem happy with the exchange. So who am I to say they’re wrong? 

A two set match can be won with 48 points if there are no deuce points. How is it possible to give away 88 points?

Don’t forget “What about Black on Black crime?”.

Trump’s “Living in New York” shenanigans are going to get him clipped. Some venture capitalist is going to lose some money on the wrong day because 5th Ave. is closed, and the plan to have Trump ride in a convertible through Dallas is going to start to come up a lot.

Is there anything more frustrating in sports than when a coach leaves his offense on the field on 4th down only for the QB to do a hard count and then call a timeout? It’s just a moment of excitement followed by bitter disappointment as I realize the coach doesn’t actually have any balls. I’m also pretty sure it has…