hold up - I never said she shouldn't have access to healthcare, I'm saying that you have to work with the situation you're in.

lol

That's only saying how many women get pregnant per year (per 100) using those methods, not how effective those methods are. My girlfriend and I use a condom every time. After a few years of dating, I think it's safe to assume we've had sex over 100 times, and she certainly hasn't gotten pregnant 18 times.…

Ugh, this is why I hide all my shit. This is creepy. I get why girls do it - it's not exactly safe out there, but I still feel weird knowing it happens.

I mean, this is true of every single form of contraception, so I don't know why you're saying it.

Implants fail.

I believe it! I google myself pretty regularly to make sure all records of me are damn hard to find (though that's to thwart potential employers from basing their judgement on something that has nothing to do with them, rather than to hide from potential mates).

Sex also isn't the same when you've got three kids in the house. It's like eating bacon that you forgot about because you had to take care of three kids for whatever reason, and when you come back it's all burned and you're like "fuck it, nevermind".

I'm in a similar boat - no one method works for everyone, but condoms cover a pretty massive number of people.

Guess what? That's anecdotal evidence. Plenty of people have gotten pregnant on implants, too.

[citation needed]

Cheap contraception for someone who's already got three kids and doesn't want another - fuck me, right?

Well, he's honest. I know a couple swingers, so I can't exactly say he's weird, either. Seems like a nice guy, at least - if you're into that stuff.

"OkStupid"

If I found out a girl I met online googled me before we met, I'd be really fucking weirded out, but at the same time I can't say that there's any good reason for me to have that reaction.

You're avoiding online dating because someone you know had a (literally) deadly experience? You do realize how unbelievably statistically unlikely it is that you'll run into the same thing, right?

Or... use condoms? They're pretty cheap.

*some parts of the US

You look exactly like what I'd expect a Jezebel blogger to look like.

I feel your pain, brother. I've got a buddy that joined every blizzard game AFTER I test-drove 'em for a month or two, and he got an invite to the damn Alpha! I don't think I've ever gotten an invite :(