I lost it at “I’m going 38 Dan, chill the fuck out”

Rent a legit costume to dress up like Darth Vader, drive in traffic. See if you make the news.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

Take your embarrassed girlfriend out and find some curves to destroy. Then take it to your local bike night or cars n coffee or whatever you have where you are, and watch people oogle over your new toy.

So... You don’t want the police to rescue you when you are taken hostage by a crazy guy with a gun?

The I sure as hell never hope you’re in the situation where a natural disaster hits your town.

Usual dumb liberal response...

These motherfuckers right here are why I can’t get my goddamn allergy medicine without handing over my drivers license and getting tracked by the state. Ridiculous.

I’ve always loved cross sections. Not sure why. Maybe b/c of those books as a kids, I would just sit in the corner of the books store and get lost.

I agree. I heard, “...who continues his rounds” and then got pissed that I didn’t get to see how the rest of the show was made...WTF.

My name will be on Mars, who’s “developmentally slow” now Mrs. Colanello!

that’s me!!!

“But does anybody else wonder where those holes in the floor go?”

God bless you.. It’s midnight, i was feeling kinda down and now i am giggling like a school girl..

Driving a bus in Detroit is probably scarier than corralling a tiger wit a tarp ad a weed wacker.

Much better than it sounds!

For people who don’t know much about beer, a common recipe has 4 main components: the grain, the bittering hops, the aroma hops, and the yeast. Since turnips are both bitter and starchy, I used them (along with regular malted barley to convert the starches and dark wheat malt for colour and…

But which way do you camber the wheels for stance? One in each direction?

I’ll say it:

The Eagles suck almost as much as Harley riders.

Sentences are supposed to end with a period.

Humans? You mean Americans, right? That’s pretty offensive to humans.