Never met with Russians

‘I’m a tremendous fracker’

Last time I checked, Obama peacefully left office after two legally-elected terms. Emperors aren’t known for a) being elected or b) leaving office peacefully when their terms are up. Perhaps instead of logically flawed ad hominem attacks, you should pay attention to cleaning your own house.

Last I heard it was a free country and people can live where they want if they can afford it. Or do you hate America, COMRADE?!

Gee, strange that “emperor Obama” had a reign of just 8 years. Trying to remember a previous emperor who abided by the results of a democratic election process ... any second now, someone will come to mind, I’m sure ... any minute now ...

The main plot is so abandoned it almost feels pointless. You basically stop caring about the plot you were following because it gets shoved to the side in favor of these weird side stories.

Turned the phone horizontally?

Ok, who will be first to identify that 1980's red velour beauty?

I mean, they slowed because he was in the road, so as to protect him.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Possibly the greatest first line ever.

11. A large percentage of the civilian population willing to lay down their lives.

Well there’s this big ass thing called China...

Yeah we’re going back to focusing on space right after he fixes health care and brings back all the coal jobs. If the administration was serious about space exploration he’d a) know what the fuck it is and b) wouldn’t be this vague about the plans.

He even had a night where he waited for time travelers to call in and then two weeks later asked for time travelers to call in the two weeks earlier.

trespassing on private property to film rich men having homosexual sex (not that there is anything wrong with that)

I remember my friends and I getting a lot of mileage (figuratively and literally) from the show on “Mel’s Hole” on a late-night road trip through Kansas.