This dude has career earnings of $175 million and he’s in fucking Watts selling weed?

It looks VERY deliberate.

and may you have twice the number. ;)

i got this reference! hail and well met, fellow Constant Reader. :)

I’m a huge fan of how this comment escalates in sentence two.

THANK YOU for picking up on that. He went out of his way to shove her.

Also note he passed the male pedestrian without incident and had to take a couple of steps out of his way to push the woman.

Why is this a story?

I was somewhat down until I read that Kristen Wiig is in it. I can’t stand her.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

He indeed does have an effortless style. Although I must admit, my favorite vocal of his is “Tempted” from his Squeeze days. His voice and that song can get stuck in my head for days!

Well your friends with their fancy persuasion

I’m Brazilian.

Unlike the books, the ancient warrior—referred to as a Gunslinger—is not the main character.

I only starred this because I came to this thread expecting to be inundated with the same mediocre joke, and you found a way to botch it completely. Well done.

DAMMIT

Maybe they’re red win aficionados!

My dad wanted to order a 991 Turbo S, got the non-stop run around from the huge Porsche dealer in Bellevue, called up the one in Bellingham (Roger Jobs), they couldn’t have been more professional and courteous, drove up there and put his order it with zero fuss and bull. When I was looking for a Cayman, went right to…