This headline is incomprehensible. 

*Longform piece from an actual touches-grass real world activist about the uselessness of Extremely Online Leftists*

“A baby is the only beautiful thing that can come from rape,” she said.

Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat

Proves even more of what a nob he is. Both breathing and sexual arousal are controlled by autonomic functions, there is no urge unless there is a scarcity. You don’t feel the need to breathe until you’ve stopped breathing for some reason, and you don’t feel an “urge” for sex until after your autonomic system has sent…

Right, and like if you were afraid why would you even open the door in the first place?? I live in an apartment building and people regularly buzz me, and if it’s not someone I’m expecting I just don’t respond - I don’t open the security door and come down to see who they are now that they’re in the building.

I know that pretty much EVERYTHING here is terrible, but you have got to marvel at the mindset of, “Take them down to Mud Creek and hang them up with a damn rope. But you can’t do that anymore. They got more rights than we got.”

I feel like way-too-many people still using the “ItS nOt sHaKeSpEaRe” thing feels weird when it seems like way more people these days are at least passively aware Shakespeare plays are full of dirty jokes and had the proverbial manure-smeared peasants hooting and hollering in the pit as much as it did the aristos…

That was supposed to say “histrionic interview.” I’m sure the editor will get to it.

Like the Harlem Globetrotters and the Washington Generals but instead of being good at basketball, the Globetrotters are racist traitors with dementia who should be imprisoned.

I would love for this story to gain as much national traction as the expulsion. Or if not more national attention, a TBI or FBI investigation. I doubt it will, but man do I want some karma coming to Sexton.

I would say it’s more than simply honoring The Legend of Zelda for being revolutionary for its time. It’s that the gameplay still holds up.

Ehh...  I bet if Zelda II had been called anything else, it’s more likely it’d be forgotten than remembered fondly.

Of course he won't be in cuffs. His tiny hands would slip through!

Obligatory:

“But I think the most important thing is inclusivity and ... basically just fucking more women anywhere, anytime, all at once.”

Love the dig at that jerk Don Lemon!

Idk if a human could pull this off by themselves, it doesn’t look like there’s mushroom for error.

Thank you for this. My husband and I are constantly arguing about whether there’s a real biological unfairness in it and I assumed there really was (not that that outweighs people’s right to be who they are in any way, but I didn’t want to dodge a legit part of the argument). This is very good to know.

Clubber Lang and Eye of the Tiger. Greatest. Rocky. Movie. Ever.