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Do you want to see more people taking pictures with their tablets?

There still won't be anyone who wants to come over and hang out and watch the game with you

Of course not. Tebow is a real American and Evangelical Christian. White, rich and firmly in the closet.

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

don't come in here with that reading shit

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

I'd be cool with an honest "Ah shit, we're a bunch of old out-of-touch Christians who just had no idea, we'll rescind the fine, apologize for the penalty, and make a small donation to whatever his charity is." Because I truly believe it was an honest (stupid) mistake. But since the NFL can never, ever, ever admit when…

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or be a fucking adult and dont bend your goddamn expensive telephone, regardless of its brand. crazy i know.

Let them ramble, man. I'm sure their solution is lower taxes and more deregulation. Which they'll keep espousing until they figure out this type of economic devastation is not going to stop at inner city black folks, who are just the canary in the coal mine.

I've never seen a republican talking point that didn't leave out a huge piece of context, and you haven't disappointed. Every city like that is Democratically-held... and surrounded by conservative suburbs that leach off the critical mass of resources the city provides without paying anything back in taxes. Detroit…

Not hard when Democrats are in power in every American city with more than one stoplight.

You soda-pop people are the most wrong of them all. ;)

No, all the Federal money is going to arming the cops to the level of an Airborne brigade, so they can play solider while oppressing the colored folk.

I don't think anyone considers this an ideal substitute. They're just making do with what they've got.

This is one of those situations where even though I don't live in Detroit, and even though I absolutely cannot afford it, I still want to donate to the Fire Department to help them at least get some sort of automated bell. This is just so very, very sad.

A shitload of water + speed / idiocy = critical injury

If it's so damn important, do it yourself.

You must be awful fun at parties.