I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

Assuming that we don’t all die in a nuclear holocaust, our grandchildren will have plenty of scandals to read about in the AP US History textbooks of the future.

Get used to it. It’s the new SOP. These next 2 years minimum are going to be hell.

Apparently the Republicans were very unhappy that a number of their members were investigated for things that looked a lot like corruption, even though the investigations never led to formal charges.

Not just quietly, secretly. Unannounced, behind closed doors, with no roll call or record of votes, on a national holiday, under the wire so there was no time to fight against it. A secret vote to give them explicit control over investigations into their own misdeeds. A decision that keeps them from being accused of…

Donald’s thinking it over but he’s just not sure yet...

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

I haven’t seen this GIF in a while. <3

I’m actually on the other side of 35, I was speaking of past me. But the fact you think the ability to recognize a has-been has anything to do with age is lame. Her not being shit would still be true if I were 15, so have a seat with your randomly dismissive attitude. She hasn’t been shit for a long time and it…

Meanwhile Amber Riley is getting once-in-a-lifetime reviews in the London production of Dreamgirls, which I find very satisfying.

When a star/celebrity/famous-person-whose-name-you-know sees the relevance train leaving the station without them on it, that’s when the clothes come off.

I worked on Glitter. Mariah is incapable of winging shit.

Alternate theory:

The Beyoncé/Kim Kardashian feud supposedly continues though I’m sure at least one of those people has got better things to do.

She can’t sing her own music. That’s not the production company’s fault. Who knew the greatest Mariah Carey Tribute Act would be Mariah Carey. She doesn’t sing or dance at this point. 15 year old me could ace her job. She’s resting on laurels she doesn’t have anymore. It’s time to retire and do the occassional…

That corny ass dance was more embarrassing than being discovered lip syncing.

Sure, she doesn’t know HER, but why does she keep wearing JLO’s bodysuits?

I expect that tat post is going to be a lost more difficult to write and require a bit more time, unlike this.