President Obama, speaking in my hometown of Lawrence, Kansas said it well yesterday to a group of preschoolers in reference to the Dr. Seuss book:

Can you even imagine what it must be like to find out you were raped by seeing the event on video? I can't. My heart goes out to her.

Gonna say this here because it's a safe space (sometimes, are you there MRA trolls???) but I am sick and fucking tired of the forced, unconditional troop worship. Yes, I am grateful for the service men and women, yes I believe many of them are heroes and wonderful people, and yes, I believe that, GENERALLY SPEAKING,…

I agree with this. The article says that it's especially important for Black children to be taught pride in their heritage...I actually think it might be more important for White children. Because White children are the ones who grow up thinking that everyone else is "ethnic" and they are just "normal".

People do know Seth Rogen is Canadian, right? So the "Chris Kyle fought your freedom!" folks can just fuck the right off.

See, while its not always easy to have much sympathy with Tre, with so many families being destroyed by the economic downturn, I am reminded of something I saw on an episode Kathy Griffin's shit show "My Life in the D List'.

Wasn't Brooke Shields a baby model for Ivory Soap or something? We all know how that ended. Last I heard, she had booked a gig playing Quasimodo at Disneyland.

Seriously though, the original Gerber baby is a super cute old woman. Don't know what she looked like between the ages of 1 and 84 but I'd still pinch this…

You shut your mouth.

Solution : propose with Ring Pop, if she says yes, buy one a day to last the entire engagement, $200 a year. If doesn't work out, who cares? It is tasty, different colors/flavors, no child had to suffer to produce a diamond, and you're only out a couple hundred bucks.

I was engaged to a guy who urged me to work overseas, then piggybacked on my talents to get to Japan where he decided he was only into Asian women. I hung the engagement ring up on a nail in a building that was about to be demolished and let it get destroyed. When he asked for it back, I directed him to the rubble…

Man, when your heart is bursting out of your chest and shattering to a million pieces, it's a good thing it happens when you're already in the hospital.

I'll tell you what nobody warned me about: All the goddamned laundry. We went from doing laundry maybe twice a week to doing it three or four times A DAY. (Granted, we had twins, but still.) Even having lived through it, I still do not understand how they generate so much laundry.

I'm curious about the quality and consistency of Kardashian home-schooling. I always picture what Mama Neiers "taught" in Pretty Wild (later depicted verbatim in The Bling Ring but, oddly, the girls had actually already graduated).

Oh if this we're a game, I would win.

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Much art

Nothing says I love you like a stacking washer and dryer set. Truly.

No, that's not true at all. It's completely different when it's a family heirloom. She's abso-fucking-lutely obligated to give the ring back and the law generally backs that up.

I was wondering if and when someone was going to say that. I have a great boyfriend now and I think we are headed that way, so hopefully you are right.