I unabashedly love Kelly Clarkson.

There are two types of people in the world. Kelly Clarkson fans and LIARS.

I love your chutzpah, but.. um...

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"

My gay agenda:

I'll throw in an early prediction - since nobody I know likes The Grand Budapest Hotel, that will win Best Picture. Over the last decade, that seems like the most likely predictor in the category.

true story: The GSA at my high school once sold "gay agendas" as a fundraiser on homecoming day. You know, to help plan out your week's homework.

God also called pigs abominable, which tells me that He's not in any way fit to judge what's good or bad (look at those widdle noses).

You do not make the Diva cup sound appealing.

I'm raising a 16 year old son. We discuss enthusiastic consent all of the time. This also means that we go through scenarios and break down when consent is given or not. I've also told him there are non weird ways to ask if what he is doing is ok and if she feels comfortable going further.

This is truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.

Allegedly the scene where he's sexily running his hand down her side and she keeps cracking up wasn't supposed to be in the movie except she really couldn't keep herself from laughing and he just kept getting more and more annoyed and the director kept it all and used it.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

It's not really a huge problem... I don't know why she has to make a big stink about it.

If you're alive and healthy your crotch is gonna have a smell.
Just own your stank.

She is the most insanely beautiful person. Sorry, I got distracted.

When asked for comment about Kenya's remarks Lupita replied;

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

We didn't have a wedding party. This was a great decision for us. But it did mean I couldn't kick anyone out... Shoot!