Bats can't fly, either. MYTH: BUSTED.

Most of what you mention about OOT is implied, but yes, I do agree that the ideas could be construed as impending. WW is definitely a bastard child in the series, but I still thought it was awesome, better than OOT in my opinion, but that is only my opinion- not fact- so I can't really argue any further. That said,…

Except that I've played every Zelda game the year they came out, all at launch with the exception of Zeldas 1 and 2 (I was around 7 when the first one came out in the states, so I couldn't afford to get them until mommy said I could). That is to say, I played them when they were new, just not at launch. I never had…

Most Disney cartoons ARE dark, ha ha. Link's supporting force have always been cartoony fools. What about the cowardly carpenter crew from OOT/MM? The fat ladies with the ugly faces? The smiley forest sprites that see him through his mission? The hilariously buff woman that guards Zelda and sends him on his…

They're all real games:

Oh, I'm completely passive in that sense. I hate bars and clubs, I avoid the hell out of loose women, and I pretty much have ALWAYS just kept to my own, relaxed in the presence of mixed good friends and casual company, and let the situation ride its path in order to enjoy myself- it's the only way I know how. Any…

Yeah, the last girl that happened with, I was good friends with, has mutual friends with me (of which I am much closer, thank god), and I have the pleasure of seeing her out in NYC every now and then, although she won't talk to me like a giant, 34 year old baby ha ha. One day I hope to talk to her get in her head and…

It's not, trust me- and even if you try to get with girls you get along with, sooner or later they expect that you're de facto dating, and want to kill you when they find out you had a different point of view. I just don't find the need to get laid of late, honestly. I'm aware that I'm an anomaly in that light, but…

It's not even about being a potato- it's about playing a Zelda game, which at its root has no call for physical interaction but rather exploration and mild puzzle solving, as opposed to say Wii Sports Resort, which was designed FOR motion control, and made it totally called for. It's like trying to force jump-rope…

WAT

TP wasn't THAT bad, because I felt most of what I was doing wasn't stymied by the control, and it wasn't battle-centric. Hell, you could battle by simply flicking your hand. I also found the overworld and dungeons to be immersive and unique, and it had quite a bit of atmosphere to it, which gave the game a bit of…

Why do people want a dark Zelda game so badly? Want a Mario game with blood? A Metroid game that takes place on earth without any form of interstellar travel? A Phoenix Wright game without those pesky court scenes? Smash Bros with racing levels and non-Nintendo characters? Tetris with a fully articulated story…

Neither is dating, most of the time. People are so preoccupied with getting laid and trying to fit into the social structure of coupling that they don't groom their personal interests anymore. Don't get me wrong- some people luck out, and find a hot mate with which they have an instant partnership and all interests…

I remember playing through Secret of Mana a few years back and naming the girl character after my at-the-time girlfriend. We broke up mid playthrough, and I had to delete the data, ha ha. Also worth mention was the fact that this was during the Gamecube era, and I missed out on almost the entire catalog of games,…

Simpler solution: don't date, ha ha.

Thank you, Kotaku, for raising an opportunity for overly proud Europeans to act as though every American civilian is raised to be in the military and kill on sight, based on a commercial that a Japanese company gave us in hopes of selling a game that will be shadowed in contrast to the "hardcore" nature that Sony's…

I don't know anybody who wants war- even and especially the people who sign up to be soldiers in the military (fancy that). What you may see often is the overpatriotic hillbillies they spew onto TV screens to give the idea that we're a country who's out for blood and hates the rest of the world. Every American…

That's why I never take historical or scientific "fact" too seriously. There's much more to our universe, planet, species, civilization and history than meets the eye.

IF they ever found out. Fantasy becomes reality.

I'm guessing you're not from America, and don't come here often or ever. We don't love war, destruction or death any more than most other first world countries. We have plenty of movies about things other than killing. We do, however, have a government with a strong military, whose choices and actions don't always…