The quiverfull movements motives of breeding an army of voters to win the culture war, the bullshit hypocrisy of the “purity movement” they subscribe to, the way they talk about people of different faiths, the way they talk about gay people, the way they talk about Trans people, the fact that they raise girls to…

They’re sexist quiverfull assholes who treat women like livestock and condemn gay and transgendered people. They also bilk the goverment by claiming their house and income as religious horseshit to avoid paying taxes. Other than that, they’re awesome.

Ahh, the good old days of the wandering uterus. It must have sucked when your uterus traveled up under your armpit. My Busia’s uterus “wandered” all the way out of her vagina after having four children. She claimed it was from moving furniture, but we all know the real reason. The Catholic hospital she was at made her…

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To quote the parrot from Aladdin, “I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprised.”

The Duggar’s cult leader Bill Gothard has a nasty habit of fondling underage girls himself. And it’s all the girls fault of course!

I’ll bet anything at least one of his sisters was victimized. What other underage girls did he have contact with? And now he has a daughter ugh ugh ugh

On the point of the gazzillion sisters, do the Duggars seem like they have room for lots of sleepovers? Who does it seem likely the five female minors were?

I hope this is the kick in the pants that TLC needs to get this disgusting family off of TV. Hopefully this will end Josh’s political career as well. Everything about this is truly sickening.

I hate to say this, but like...is anyone surprised here? That family is so beyond reprehensible. I’m sure fondling underage girls is ok as long as there’s no gay shit going on.

I still can’t get over the Chicken Lady making omlettes out of the eggs she just laid.

Men are always obsessing over what goes into a woman’s vagina and always amazed and squeamish by what comes out.

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Could also be a case of a stone baby , and the story of the egg may have been concocted after.

It hurts me to put tampons in; the thought of putting an egg, a gun, or a donny osmond poster up there is painful. Why?!

But, but, but, the bacterial vaginosis and yeast infections one would get from such a ruse!

Jesus Christ, over ten years?? Mindy, honestly, move on. You can tell she still loves him, and he knows, but he’s still THERE knowing what she wants and knowing he won’t ever give her that. Sometimes you need to leave so that people move on, otherwise there’s that stupid, stupid hope we all know.

Oh medical science of the time... if you knew what we knew now, you’d have egg on your face.

Everyone in the 17th century was quietly tripping their brains out on ergot fungus, I think.... From such fabulist traditions sprang the National Enquirer and the Daily Mail.

This was such a great read, also: