When I first heard the story, I almost couldn’t believe it was real. But then people started corroborating it. Truly unbelievable.

I’m still shaking my head from the vitriol that bubbled up when Lil Bub did a Take Five video with FLOTUS. Suddenly, all these people screaming about how an Internet cat shouldn’t be political, and how they were unsubscribing or unfollowing or un-whatever on their social media platform of choice, because HOW DARE THE…

I think Eleanor Roosevelt would be a contender.

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Oh, for fuck’s sake: of course she has the benefit of being the daughter of two very powerful people, but never in her entire public life (ie: basically her entire life) have I ever heard her described by anyone reasonable as anything other than incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, and capable.

Jezebel is so feminist yo. Clearly if people are getting different jobs it’s because of some lady and her crazy emotions. She probably cries a lot at work too.

Oh, look: another story about an intelligent, educated female leader that reduces her to a bitchy stereotype.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

Explaining “Thrones” to folks who are otherwise fans of the genre but haven’t gotten around to reading/watching it yet:

At least among people I know (millenials), our parents are paying for expensive weddings because they’re the ones who insist on expensive weddings. I have two friends whose parents paid for the entire wedding, because the couple just wanted to have a courthouse marriage, and a low-key celebration potluck in their…

My mom is a full 10 years older than my MIL. My MIL has been pressuring me to have children since I was 20 - almost a full decade. She announced to my mother one year when we were all out to dinner that she started going to church again SOLELY to pray that our condoms break so we can give her grandchildren before she…

Attention, parents of millennials (or tail-end gen x-ers as it were): nobody can effing afford anything-weddings, babies, rent, food... Help out with all those labor rights you worked on rolling back and then we can talk. Maybe. “Finally” got married to LT partner at 33, very low-key deal, and still have not produced…

It sounds like “Well he’s a good kid who just made the mistake of getting caught. He shouldn’t be punished THAT much for a mistake like t.”

I imagine there are lots of different reasons why. I’m not a lawyer but I would guess the following: There’s time served, he’s young so hopefully he can be rehabilitated, the fact that it’s it’s his first offence and he didn’t have a criminal record prior to this, pleading no contest (not a guilty plea but also not a…

It’s stuff like this that just makes me go “bless my sweet-ass parents.” I’m mid-20s in a long-term relationship, my sister’s almost 30 and single, and my parents haven’t said word one to either of us about getting married and giving them grandkids. And the thing is, they won’t. That’s just not their style.

Bahahahaha.

Yeah I am failing to understand how you’d be LESS likely to want an abortion if you had an ectopic pregnancy. Which isn’t viable and could very likely kill you. It makes even less sense than this nugget:

She kept going. We needed an ultrasound; the pregnancy could be ectopic, she said, growing outside my uterus. If this were the case, the abortion pill wouldn’t work, she said.