If it had been a bad game, you could have called it Mr. Shitty!

No, it won’t.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

Even legitimate journalists get tips about stories.

I hear you, brother! So far, your story is my story. I really want to like this game, but so far (six hours in), it’s a drag.

Mario and Luigi have to work in the shipping room!?!

I hope they release some “setting up your console” simulator DLC packs.

That thermal paste picture is totally messed up! Dude should’ve spread it in an X formation!

That happened to me last year, too, but I think I was simply perma-shadow banned. Nothing I’ve tried to post since has ever made it past “publish.” I wonder if this will. Probably not. Probably it will just forever be marked as “pending approval.” Approval that never comes. Ah, well.

But are they legal?

Nintendo will probably come down on him like the Hammer of God for pirating “Stadium Events.”

Still wondering where the rice comes into play?

“I don’t see what’s so silly about Link Link.”
- Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas

That is an insane response.

I’m sure there’s a group of consultants with a chart that “proves” this program will lead to big big success for Game Stop, and that’s why consultants are the worst. They spread this kind of poison everywhere they go.

Nah, he’ll be fine. Even if he can’t find adequate substitute glasses, his eyes will naturaly adjust well enough for him to read again. I give it three weeks, top!

The thing is, wouldn’t he have just been able to find some reading glasses somewhere? Or just hold the book close to his face?

Wait. So is my six-month old GTX 1070 already obsolete?

Plus, it’s not even interesting to watch. The NPC’s don’t do anything except take a few halting steps (or, alternatively, run straight ahead for a few seconds) and then stand still. There’s essentially zero content.

Eight. If posts like this are the new normal, he’ll win re-election easily.