People can be so awful!

I used to get phone calls from bill collectors for my ex-boyfriend who actually is dead. Once, his mother got a series of phone calls from the City of Oakland regarding a ticket he had failed to deal with when he lived there. After calmly informing her that he was, in fact, deceased, the lady making the phone calls…

I can only think of the time that I refused to be someone else, when a guy who’d stood me up a week earlier (because he got arrested stealing a toaster oven from Walmart using the self-checkout line) called me up and asked me to pretend to be his old boss at a cafe for reference purposes. I refused to do it and…

Thank you.

My mother rented “Spanking the Monkey. She had no idea what the expression means and I was too mortified, at age 12, to say anything. My brother, age 20, thought it was too hilarious to say anything.

I agree! Nothing more awkward than sitting silently for two hours with someone you’ve never met before or don’t really know all that well.

When I was pregnant, I used to lie in bed for hours, staring at the door to the balcony, imagining jumping off of it. I didn’t do it because it didn’t seem fair to put the baby through that. So, I thought that I could try to just wait until I had the baby, then execute my plan because I knew my husband would take…

It has to be a pretty extreme case of depression (suicide attempts) for doctors to recommend that, I believe.

I think he would be great as Shadow from American Gods.

Unfortunately, I just picture her as Jack Donaghy’s insufferable fiancee.

You are correct.

I always liked the idea of Olivia Colman as the Doctor.

I never considered this but now I wonder how on earth I never considered this. Perfection!

This is my list! I also would like to add:

Yep. I am terrible when it comes to replacing underwear. I have always been terrible. I have also had lots of sex with different people (mostly repeatedly, so I don’t >think< the underwear scared them off) and no one has ever complained, except my husband once or twice, and it wasn’t a complaint, more of a, “You…

I might never go back.

I accidentally bought granny panties a few weeks ago: I meant to return them, but I’m really lazy, so I just started wearing them and they’re quite comfortable. So what if I have to tuck the tops into my jeans?

I always pictured her as a bit of a Christina Hendricks type.

A good friend of mine puked all over Machu Picchu. Pepto Bismol, too, so it was bright pink.