Hahah. Brilliant.

I especially enjoyed this : “Make no mistake this car sounds like a real super car and looks the same and is fast car goes really nice down the road.”

It’s amazing nobody lusts over the Fiero GT with claims like this.

It’s a carrera GT. For $25,000. I promise. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-Ot…

Dude, you can’t just post pictures of the same car. That’s not how this works.

Reasonable traffic laws actually designed to help traffic flow smoother and more safely?

Not my craziest, but the one I have pics of:

Mine has been posted before, so I’ll make is short. From this:

Great, now I have to get my steering wheel out. *sound of books, boxes, cats crashing on floor*

That is really lucky, I watched a semi slam into a disabled car in the right lane at about 40 MPH, it was horrific. The driver was out and on the shoulder waiting away from traffic, I think that guy used up all his guardian angel tickets in one shot.

The sheer number of these things that acquaintances have owned, and the fact that to this day I can go anywhere in rural America and see one within an hour actually leads me to believe they were a terribly boring, shitty driving, but great robust car. I know I have personally driven over a dozen of these shitboxes…

Yeah, but it was terrible enough to be the worst car of two different decades.

The Plymouth Prowler - Look at it.. It looks fantastic... and yet it sucked. It is the automotive equivalent of the 90’s. All of the looks, all of the promises, yet falling short of expectations in every way.

Oh I didn’t realize GM build every N-body car ever in the 1980s, stored them in a vault, and then slowly released them throughout the early 1990s.

Here is what every good car museum should have in it:

Ferrari 250 GTO
Pontoon Fender Ferrari 250 TR
Aston Martin DB4
Auburn Boattail Speedster
Original Ford GT40
1960s Lincoln Continental
Ferrari F40
Jaguar XK-SS
1998 Mercedes ML320 w/ original gray bumpers

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

Don’t link your portfolio page to a DeviantArt page that is full of furry porn, or show that you associate with a massive number of furry porn fiends.

Oh yeah, I have seen it twice where an SUV rear ended a bike at a light. One turned into a hit and run, no major injuries luckily.

being bad at riding a motorcycle or bad at driving a car should be illegal. He had plenty of time to stop he just didn’t. If a rider of that skill level didn’t wasn’t allowed to lane split he’d still crash. It’s not like people never cut you off when you’re not splitting lanes and it looks like he just hits things…

Ha! Believe it or not, playing that game as a kid is the main reason I wanted to buy one as an adult. It so funny how nostalgia works.

Don’t worry, some of us were educated properly:

1776, 1812, 1918, 1945, and now 2015. USA, kicking Europe’s ass for 2 1/2 centuries!