Following the brutal and fatal gang rape in New Delhi that shocked India and the world, the radical Hindu nationalist party Shiv Sena claims to have distributed 21,000 knives with three-inch blades to women in Mumbai and the surrounding areas. It plans to give out a total of 100,000 knives.
Dear Tina Turner,
The Pentagon officially lifted the ban on women in combat on Wednesday. And the entire world applauded this historic move towards equality. Wait, no. That's not what happened at all. Rather, wingnuts and supposedly "moderate" conservatives came out of the woodwork in droves to slam the decision, which was merely a …
Men: have you always wanted to measure the length of your erect penis and see how it compares to penis length around the world? Well, there's an app for that.
Just like Jodie Foster used her Cecil B. DeMille award speech as an opportunity to come out as, er, single, 18-year-old Jacob Rudolph used his "Class Actor" award speech to come out as LGBT.
Even the staunchest NRA defender wouldn't argue that a man has the right to shoot himself in the penis. (Or would he?) But that's what one man did in Trinidad and Tobago.
In this post-
9/11 Manti Te'o world, the last thing the U.S. Government wants to see is any American citizen become a victim of terrorism or an internet dating scam. So the State Department has taken some time out of its leisurely schedule to compile some tips on how to avoid getting your heart broken by a fake…
Attacks on women's reproductive freedom don't just come from our courts and politicians. They also come from our bedrooms and partners. Reproductive coercion is abuse. And it happens any time a man tries to control a woman's decision about pregnancy.
A brave Republican Congressman vowed to use the "power of humiliation" against the gays and their advocates who "love functioning in the dark." Somebody has to do it! If not he, who? If not now, when?
I've always loved Joe Biden, whom I consider to be a major VPILF. America, however, prefers Hillary Clinton. A poll released Wednesday reveals that Clinton has a favorable-unfavorable rating of 67-26 percent, while Joe's rating is 48-37. The following GIF slideshow empirically demonstrates why Hillary owns Joe's ass.
Now that Hillary Clinton has testified about Benghazi attacked, all the people who accused the Secretary of State of faking a concussion to avoid testifying owe her a HUGE MASSIVE apology. We're waiting... but I wouldn't hold my breath.
As you read this, countless people are considering, engaging in or cleaning up from sex with their exes. You dear reader, may just have sent a booty call to an ex-flame. Or maybe you just received one. Some of you, and you know who you are, are reading this in a post-ex-coitus haze. Ex-sex is something constant and…
Men: have you always wanted to develop one— and only one— breast on the left side of your chest? Well, if you have an elite military training background, live in Germany or are willing to move there, you can now fulfill your dreams of single-boobery. But you have to act fast.
News flash: Sex isn't going anywhere. Even people who don't like abortion need to recognize that unwanted pregnancies and abortion aren't going anywhere, either (especially, and frustratingly, and ironically when many
"pro-life" "anti-choice" people oppose contraception and any kind of effective sex-ed). Here is a…
Ladies, we must be vigilant. Groupon has recently announced they are canceling their gun deals. The inevitable question is what will they come for next? Our God-given right to the Brazilian bikini wax. Not on my watch, they won't. Not on my watch.
Jane "Roe v Wade" Roe, or Norma McCorvey, was the plaintiff in the landmark Supreme Court Case which, 40 years ago today, legalized abortion in the United States. A former lesbian and pro-choice icon, McCorvey is now a straight, born-again, Catholic, anti-choice activist. What the fuck happened? Since McCorvey was…
By now, most of the world has had the pleasure of seeing what will surely go down down as the most epic eye roll in world history. But what did John Boehner say to cause Michelle Obama to throw such record-breaking shade during the post-inauguration luncheon?
A recent Associated Press article, called "Sex Is Major Reason Military Commanders Are Fired," which is being picked up all over, says almost a third of fired military commanders are losing their jobs over sex. Losing your job over sex sounds kind of fun. Sounds like members of the armed services are being all that…
Last night the world was treated to a Dancing with the Leaders of the Free World contest, at the Inaugural Ball. These are the results.
It's awkward when you realize you don't want to hook up with a guy who you've invited into your apartment for that purpose. But you can and should always be able to stop a hook up you don't want to have. (Duh). This [Law and Order dum-dum] is my story.