Want the voice of the people to be heard in Washington, three simple steps:

Everyone knows girls aren’t as cool as guys.

But isn’t that kinda the point of this installment? Not to keep dragging out the old characters but to position the new? I was hoping for Lando too, but it would’ve been fan service. Lando wasn’t a character essential to the story beyond betraying Han and then redeeming himself. Shoehorning him back in leaves you with…

What sort of naïf has faith in the judicial system to begin with these days?

He’s black.

He didn’t just eat McDonald’s for 30 days. He ate 5,000 calories of McDonald’s a day. If you’re eating 5,000 calories a day, every day for a month, and you aren’t exercising your ass off your health is gonna tank.

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

Doug Jones won.

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

Man, the palpable fucking fear in that press room.
And these pressers are BB when he’s actually forced to be nice, or at least have enough decorum for TV
Can you imagine what it’s like in a team meeting where he is basically an unsackable god?
All that anger and GFY answers, he can’t give to reporters, gets bottled up to…

Yes, let’s give the owners more money.

Frankly I could not care less if the perp is Muslim. All the recent mass shootings were committed by non-Muslims.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

I really don’t understand why James Franco did this. The Room is a weird curiosity. I saw a friend’s DVD copy probably around 2010, went to a midnight showing later that year, humoured another friend once who’d just discovered it a couple of years later, and fully tapped out. Yes, it’s eccentric as fuck. Yes, it’s…

Now is the time for us to reiterate to the world at every chance we get that the bonehead in the oval office does not speak for all of us, nor do we all speak for him

Democratic senators are going to force Al Franken to resign, and Repubs are going to welcome in a child molester that’s invariably going to win this election.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”

Because white men wrote the rules?