THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

Now now... Who are you going to believe? A fallen soldier’s grieving family or a man with a history of lying and a documented history of attacking the grieving family of a fallen soldier?

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

I think this is her best album yet. It is jaw-droppingly good. I’m calling it, this is the album of the year.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

Uh, grabbing a woman’s breast isn’t acting inappropriately, it’s assault, brotha!

Nope.

I understand that response, but I feel that’s a little like saying you can’t be a critic unless you also are/have been an artist. Now, the understanding that being an artist confers is great for certain insights, but for artists, what is important is the work in front of you. For critics, what is important is the work…

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Yes, being a bigoted piece of shit is wrong, of course.

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

WALLS BITCH

And what’s the deal with airplane peanuts? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the bag?

the mug is round...the jar is round..........they should call it Roundtine

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

This conversation also led to me finding this extremely wonderful and gross clip from The Fly II: