Kaiserawesome
Kaiserawesome
Kaiserawesome

Yes! However, use an NYC friend's address in case they send you snail mail. But if you do this be prepared to get a 24 hour advance notice flight. I live in DC and know several people who did this and it worked out for them. But DO be prepared to shell out for a last minute flight; you really do not want the employer

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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!

Knitting is useful during the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. It will provide clothing and warmth during the eventual Nuclear Winter. Juggling will have no use.

AU-WCL has been doing this before finals for the last couple years. Best. Thing. Ever.

Ok as long as it doesn't involve alligators, crocodiles, or brain aneurysms. Because those TERRIFY ME.

Happy Story: My friends and I just made a Turducken. It was everything I ever dreamed of. Like seriously it was AMAZING. Eat one before you die.

You broke Godwin's law. Prepare for the onslaught.

They filed for bankruptcy in 2004; you should be able to find the filing by looking through the Delaware Court systems.

why does she need 12 of them?

Yes. Agreed.

As a Hopkins grad who was made late TWO TIMES for the stupid god damn Facebook shoot. FUCK YOU HARVARD. FUCK YOU.

Straight Whiskey and Vodka are A+'s EXCELLENT.

Yeah, you look a lot like Rogue who happens to be my favorite character. She's a lot cooler in the comics than in the movies sadly.

For a moment I thought your photo was from a new X-men promo and got super excited.

I'm a bi FTM; EVERYONE THINKS I"M AN EX LESBIAN. ITS SO HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE I LIKE DICK. SO HARD. #punintented

Mayhaps Guam?

A friend of mine took his citizenship oath over a C++ handbook. They were totally ok with this.

I didn't realize being a black panther inherently precluded you from voting. But OK THEN.

If it's a legitimate election, the voter has ways to shut Todd Akin down.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE DATE THAT YOU CELEBRATE ANNUALLY FOR YOUR BIRTH. ENJOY YOUR PASTRY CONFECTION.