Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

I get this feeling that Nintendo is going to have an amazing 2017. Betting all the chips that the NX will be the best console ever.

And now its time to coat my body in Hylian tattoos.

Does it have a non-floaty mode where it no longer feels like Kingdom Hearts with a full half-second of input lag?

The fuck did I just watch?

That looks like an ejaculating penis.

I think my favorite part about this whole thing is that every time it resurfaces, someone saves it in an even shittier quality than before. It’s been around for a few years now, and there was indeed a time when it more or less looked like a normal picture!

His face isn’t wrinkled on that side because it’s paralyzed...

To conform with the rest of society.

How can that man possibly criticize other Youtubers for being annoying? His nonsense content has near-singlehandedly make an entire generation of kids even more retarded than they already would have been.

I do it for you.

my petition.org link is still live u can’t bring me down

Enter a secret code? Wouldn’t it stop being a secret if it’s entered on a live stream? (As George Carlin said, “how can they consider a spy satellite a spy satellite if they tell everyone they launched one?”)

i wish i never read this

I love my trophy screenshots of blank loading screens.

A simple error that can easily be fixed but this among many others happens much too often across the board. In short, Steam sucks.

what

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

You may think the short answer is a joke. I can tell you from experience it is not. Only in my case, it was massive, flying cockroaches and not spiders.

The short answer is you don’t, they are always filled with spiders.